I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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