did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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You. Win. At. Life.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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