yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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