Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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