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Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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