like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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