i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I have feelings that need drinking.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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