You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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