a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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