True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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