We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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