Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He's on the porch naked. Help.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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