Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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