quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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