SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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