You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We are all done wearing pants today
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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