I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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