she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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