Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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