so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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