Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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