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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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