Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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