Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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