did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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