We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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