Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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