Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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