just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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