At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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