Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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