did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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