I think I am morally bankrupt
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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