So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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