i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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