Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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