I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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