A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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