think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
