yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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