Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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