you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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