BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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