she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Boobs are out for the taking
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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