i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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