you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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