Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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