all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Randomize