She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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