ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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