i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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