This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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