I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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