Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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