Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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