There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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